Jamaica Funk---the 2007 Remix

So...what does a teacher do after school is out for the summer? She hops in her car and head south starting on 301 to I95 to I85 and then hops on a plane to Jamaica. What a ride!

RESORT NAME: Iberostar in Montego Bay, Jamaica
Opened May 2007...

I haven't done lists in a while...so I thought I'd give you some A. Brown Girl Moments...'cause it only happens to me....
DISCLAIMER: I really had a great time relaxing...these are just my unfiltered thoughts. The write up is on www.coffeedreamzink.blogspot.com.

TOP THREE REASONS YOU SHOULD STAY AT A RESORT WHILE IT'S BEING BUILT:

3. You will be the first to eat off the plates and use the eating utensils fresh out of the wrapper.
2. You'll be the first to break in the bed (alone or with company...whatever your pleasure---You're grown! Ha! Ha!)
1. You'll be the first one to sit on the toilet seat

The Top 10 Draw backs to staying at a resort while it's being built:

10. You might as well be on pay roll trying to show yourself around---staff figured things out with us.
9. Your room might not be ready 'cause it's still being put together
8. The cable will go out...because they are still working on the wiring system
7. The lights will go out while you're taking a shower (refer to #8 for the reason)
6. The Habachi chef is still learning not to burn the eggs while preparing it in front of you (CAN WE SAY EXTRA OIL PLEASE?)
5. They are still working on keeping the seacreatures out of the beach area...that jelly fish stung the mess outta my knee! OUCH!
4. The tile from the bottom of the pool may be your catch of the day...(UM...let the glue dry before filling the pool with water and allowing guest to come in)
3. The bar tender is still working on that all inclusive fruit punch drink...(Um, pineapple juice and strawberry syrup IS NOT FRUIT PUNCH).
2. The staff has to learn how to give great service so they won't say, "UH, I don't think you know how tipping works around here..." This is after you've given them a decent tip...let's not be greedy.
1. The door to your room might not be secure if housekeeping can open the door with her all her might and break the chain.

Feeling Irie,
A. Brown Girl